If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Randomize