You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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