would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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