is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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