Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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