JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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