You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
