you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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