i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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