Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I want her autograph on my taint
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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