Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize