dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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