Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We are two peas in an std pod
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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