Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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