At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wish you could order shots online.
She even gives head with a lisp.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again