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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility

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• (530): View more from California

  Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks

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• (716): View more from New York

  FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY

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• (669): View more from California

  Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.

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