ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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