This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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