we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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