how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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