There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He kissed a someone with a penis
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Dear god my vagina.
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