Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
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Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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