Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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