i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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