I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Randomize
