we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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