I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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