Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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