i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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