Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
whose parrot is this?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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