just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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