I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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