WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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