Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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