I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
What drink are we having for lunch?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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