yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Houston, we have a blender
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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