She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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