Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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