Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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