Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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