Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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