How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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