its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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