Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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