I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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