Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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