There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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