She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
the raccoons are back...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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