it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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