So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
you had me at cake vodka
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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