Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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