shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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