U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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