Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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