thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
zippers are such a cool invention
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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