Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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