If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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