Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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