Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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