Do vagina's smell?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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