also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she peed on how many people?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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