so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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